Stoners in the News

Have you noticed that every person they bust over anything drug related looks the part? They look like they're the one of the most brain-dead people on the face of the earth.

Do you think they're actually genetically engineered at birth to look stoned? It's possible that kindergarten teachers know before anyone else that they haven't got a chance in life. I can see them now, clicking their tongue and shaking their heads at the poor kids that have "loser" written all over them.

It's possible that only the finest stoned-looking people make the cut. Perhaps only the people that have genuine human loser interest in their mug shots are published. Maybe it's all up to the AP news or the papers to see which ones make the losers' greatest hits.

Maybe they all go to Stoner's Hair Salon?

Here's today's winner--Arrested for putting his girlfriends cat into a homemade box/bong contraption:

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught." He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

You think?

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," he said.

Well, thanks for being newsworthy dude... Someone had to do it...